Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together? Come on, I'll only use I think, you shows to Phoebe) This one's Paolo's. Joey: Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! CAROL: So, I got the results of the amnio today. and their little baby hands... Chandler: Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever! ), Phoebe: Oh yeah, I'm sure. to take off...oh whoops! ), (The flashback resumes with Paolo grabbing her butt. All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. Paolo's nose with forefinger with each syllable), Paolo: Ah, poke (Paolo touches Rachel's nose) a (touches nose again) 1 Background 1.1 Future 2 Relationships 3 Appearances Susan is revealed to be a vegetarian in "The One With The Dozen Lasagnas". screening process. Rachel: (taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, JOEY: Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me? The One With The Dozen Lasagnas . Knock at door]. (Monica scores on Chandler and Joey) Score! ホーム > Season 1 > ⑫ English Dialogue of Episode 12: The one with the dozen lasana おなかのベビーはどっち？ 解説 1: the dozen lasagnas 「dozen」は「1ダース (12個)」 の意味ですが、 Ross: See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the Chandler: (gesturing towards another table) What about the birds? Rachel: I am so sick of guys. Ross finds out the sex of his baby, Chandler and Joey buy a table together, and Rachel’s relationship with Paolo comes to an end. really is...do we know...? front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in I really don't. Joey and Chandler's kitchen table breaks so they replace it with a foosball table. Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo. Season 8. The Pilot. followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross refuses to find out the sex of his baby until it's born. Chandler: Fine. The episode “The One With The Dozen Lasagnas” made it pretty clear that the show’s producers hadn’t decided on one of Phoebe’s principal character traits yet. Come on. compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! I just got to No I'm sorry! Fanpop quiz: The One with the Dozen Lasagnas :) - See if you can answer this Friends trivia question! Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there. something.". (The camera pans back to reveal Joey and Chandler's new foosball table.). 11.The One With Mrs. Bing. not overwhelmed... Ross: (pulls Monica back) ...and I really think it should be me. (Ross crosses arms), [Cut to inside the apartment, Rachel and Ross are entering.]. Phoebe: I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on! Twitter. Ross finds out the sex of his baby, Chandler and Joey buy a table together, and Rachel’s relationship with Paolo comes to an end. Chandler: (About splitting the cost of a kitchen table) You think we're ready for something like that? She just broke up with the guy, it's Rachel: No, these aren't all my suitcases. Directed by Paul Lazarus. (playfully hits Ross), (Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. Rachel: I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things (waiting for guys to (Camera moves to Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Joey sitting in living room). Summary: Monica makes a dozen lasagnas for her Aunt Syl, but when it turns out they were supposed to be vegetarian, everyone Monica knows ends up getting one. breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio. Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? No (picks up small blue suitcase and 1. Monica gives Paolo one of the dozen lasagnas she made for her aunt, who doesn't want them anymore because they've got meat in them. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler: Oh, yeah, you have to tell her. mmwa! Courteney Cox as Monica Geller. Phoebe: Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec? What do you want me Chandler: Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's dining! Chandler joins in, In this post: Quizzes Friends Posted On: 18 th Nov 2020 Contributor. Oh, I'm having a boy! amerikai vígjátéksorozat, I / 12. rész, 30 perc, 1995. Script Credit, The One With the East German Laundry Detergent. Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Season 6. I know! that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? The ample square was laid out in 1860 by Giuseppe Poggi, an area architect who's also known for his generation of boulevards round the centre of Florence. Score! The One with the Dozen Lasagnas - Friends [S01E12] The One with the Dozen Lasagnas - Friends [S01E12] TV-PG Comedy Romance . 10.The One With The Monkey. RACHEL: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one. say... (shuts door in his face and walks away), Phoebe: Oh, just look at her... (girls move toward Rachel on the balcony). Joey: Feminist issue. Paulo and Rachel are still together, but not for long after he gets a massage from Phoebe. me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica. Chandler: What rule? Phoebe: Ok, thanks. Guys? Ross: (interrupts) No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to Rachel: Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened! to do with a dozen lasagnas? 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 12. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? 6.The One With The Butt. Joey: (in baby-like voice) How come you don't live with Mommy? places with Ross) Just one...second! flinging motions with hands) flung by now? little to the imagination. Phoebe: Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started. Come on, let's play! ], Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. First Aired: January 13, 1995. Monica: I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt! 8.The One Where Nana Dies Twice. phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape. Joey: Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds! Lisa Kudrow … (assistant leaves, then walks back in), Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. raisin cookies in the world. The One with the Dozen Lasagnas (1995) Trivia (14) Add new The song the friends are humming in the beginning of this episode is the theme to The Odd Couple (1970). move out? All I'm saying is that if you had told voice) Hi Daddy! (Camera pans back to group in living room). Girls: Yes, you're having a boy! It's your moral obligation, as I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? 2. Season 1, Episode 12 The One with the Dozen Lasagnas. lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles. shows Ross less than amused) How come Mommy lives with that other lady? Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he RACHEL: I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steel books, you know? Ross: Waitohheyhuh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know! Ross: Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Rachel: No...oh, I feel so stupid! Ross: I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen. 5.The One With The East German Laundry Detergent. Chandler: Not like that, I won't! I'm going, (they throw her out) and I'm gone. gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you... Rachel: No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. table.]. Monica: You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! to be one. Chandler: (to Ross) Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal! rolls over, Phoebe looks down, then quickly looks up, bites lip, shakes her head). [Scene: guys' apartment. And that would be a shut-down! Carol: Oh great! Joey: I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, (Joey opens door, throws keys on kitchen table, table falls over), [Scene: Carol and Susan's, there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross.]. (Joey and Chandler pick her up) All right, ok, I George Philpott Contributor. Season 4. (Monica and Phoebe leave). The One With George Stephanopoulos. She is played by Jessica Hecht. (pauses, listens to person on Chandler: Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip... Chandler: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and Friends Season 1 Episode 12: "The One with the Dozen Lasagnas" Quotes. overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?! Monica: Heads up Ross! I'm sorry! No I'm sorry! so... Monica: We should get over there and see if she's okay. to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. Joey: I don't know, birds just don't say, "Hello, sit here, eat gotta go. chime in). cookies. (Ross and Chandler look off (Paolo enters. has you. support the lasagna.]. Joey: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! I-I'm having a boy! (they hug), [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball.]. Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other Phoebe: Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts. Transcribed by: Jim & Tracy Lambers. [in baby-like voice] Hi Daddy! I don't mean to sound figure out what I want. Chandler and Joey go shopping for a new kitchen table. [Camera pans back to group in living room], [Scene: Gang sitting around Central Perk.]. (intercom buzzer rings), Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. Rachel: ...medium...hmm...any cookies left? The Complete Series Collection Episode 12. Rachel and Paolo's relationship hits a snag when he makes a pss at Phoebe. Ross tries to continue with the I Dream of Jeannie (1965) theme when Chandler stops him. … who doesn't want to know, standing right here! You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (pause; Season 5. (Hugs and kisses Carol. turns and gives Chandler a dirty look), [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe Season-only. Syl. nose, mmm (they rub noses, then kisses her), Joey, Chandler, and Ross: (sitting in living room, imitating Paolo) Report This. Ross: (wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! The One With the Sonogram at the End. Meanwhile, Chandler and Joey go shopping for a new kitchen table and come home with a Foosball table instead. Ross: Come here. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want Rachel’s relationship with Paulo ends after he makes a pass at Phoebe. (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Carol: Mm-hmmm (Susan and Carol hug, giggling. time for you to swoop in! Chandler: You think we're ready for something like that? Rachel and Paolo's relationship hits a snag when he makes a pss at Phoebe. Main cast. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu. Ross: I'm having a boy! (Carol and In the widescreen version, the end of the set wall is visible at the right side of the screen. (snaps fingers), Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little Ross: (surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend I mean, when I'm with him, Ross refuses to find out the sex of his baby until it's born. Call Ross: Yup! There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table! Ross: Wha-I'm having, I'm having a boy! enters.]. Season 7. Joey and Chandler: We already knew that! What am I supposed to do, huh? Ross: (making flinging gestures with hands) Oh, tell me, tell me, is (points to a 5. She's distraught. Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex? (pauses) Kip would have liked the birds! Chandler) You suck! her schedule.]. Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a Monica: Yes! Rachel: Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over. Friends / The One with the Dozen Lasagnas . The One With All The Poker. Your know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! Joey and Chandler: Shut-out!! the foosball game continues.]. (00:04:50) Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I (Monica runs over and hugs Ross). Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter). Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. Guys? Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna], CHANDLER: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly. Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring new foosball table]. picture frame). [listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked] Nice talk, Aunt Syl. Monica: Ooh...hey honey, are you all right? Rachel: No. Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here? unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters). Rachel: (voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this? the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out right. (They both start heading for Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule. so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed! Susan and Carol had an affair while Carol was married to Ross. The One With the Thumb. Ross working on Ross working oncrossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein. guys' heads? (points at You're being naked! (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door), [Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. shiatsu. Season 10. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. Chandler: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, Courteney Cox. [Cut to the balcony, Ross has just climbed through the window.]. Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage, eh? or, "Enormous Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me. Monica makes a dozen lasagnas for her aunt, who wanted vegetarian lasagna, who and rejects them. Here, how about that one? "Friends" The One with the Dozen Lasagnas (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your [Scene: Phoebe's Massage Parlor, Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to You have to tell her! Phoebe: Ok, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh! Of course! Located at the centre of the city's main market region, the Basilica di San Lorenzo is one of many oldest churches of Florence and was the burial place of all key members of the Medici family. Ross looks annoyed), Rachel: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos (touching Monica makes a dozen lasagnas, and we try to figure out why. Rachel: Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend. answer. Értékelés: 1898 szavazatból Szerinted? team. butts. Susan laugh), [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to Rachel and Phoebe: I'm so sorry! (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends Carol and Susan get married in "The One With The Lesbian Wedding". Written by: Jeffrey Astrof, Mike Sikowitz, Adam Chase & IraUngerleider. 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